New Yorker: WHAT DO Y’ALL, YINZ, AND YIX CALL STRETCHY OFFICE SUPPLIES?

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2014/01/what-do-yall-yinz-and-yix-call-stretchy-office-supplies.html

 What do you call the weather phenomenon involving icy flakes and loud rumbling?
 a. Thundersnow
b. Mjölnir went down to Georgia
c. Direwolf’s wedding
d. Puffin’s disco
e. Snow Miser vs. Heat Miser
f. Snow-monkey hot-spring battle
g. Immigrant Song

 What do you call the body parts that you walk on?
 a. Feet
b. Longfellows
c. Leg finishers
d. Walkos
e. Fool’s car
f. Hands